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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: William W.
Subject: Well Into Their Eighties
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An Arizona couple, both
well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he
is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice
that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and
he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch
again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the
doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I
have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday
Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare
pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
SHAME ON YOU FOR
LAUGHING AT THAT...
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Subject: Get Out Of The Car! JPEG Image
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Jim S.
Subject: Daddy Can I Barrow Your Car....
New
Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000
Daughter
borrows Dad's new car to try out,
And hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.
The
driver only had some bruising (seat belt)
And 2
small cuts.
Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.
When can daughter drive Dad's car again? Next lifetime.
When will kid not be grounded and see the light of day?
Same day the polar ice caps melt.
But she is still alive.
Priceless
Car only had 9 miles on it!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Doug B.
Subject: Biology Test
Biology Test
I
took my biology exam this afternoon. I was asked to name something commonly
found in cells.
Apparently "Negroes" is not the right answer......
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