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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc R.
Subject: Pets Or Babies?
Pets Or Babies?
Please
remember these the next time you hear someone say
they’ll
have to get rid of their pet when they have a baby.
A
dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If
you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????????
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc R.
Subject: Maxine On Bird Feeders
This is the best analogy yet!
Leave
it to Maxine to come up with a solution
for the
mess that America is now in economically.
I
bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with
seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!
Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.
And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be .... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.
Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.
Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop
Amen
Maxine !!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc R.
Subject: Montana Bear Tragedy - Beararack Oberma
Montana Bear Tragedy - Beararack Oberma
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party, as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed Bearack Obearma.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc R.
Subject: Maunder Minimum Is Alive And Well!!!
Maunder Minimum Is Alive And Well!!!
Howdy,
all:
Just
downloaded this photo of the sun from http://www.solarcycle24.comindex2.htm
and there are either NO or ALMOST NO sunspots visible!
According to the Maunder Minimum, that mans we’re still in for a long, cold winter this year, as well—God help us all!
Sincerely,
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