I have an inside line on a lucrative position that will be coming to light soon after Obama is booted in the next election. I don't like to call in favors; but ya gotta take care of yourself, and I have always prided myself as being a man with vision. I'm planning ahead just incase impeachment should fast track the position. This job should provide quite a few hardworking Americans with long term incomes. Just as long as physical labor isn't an issue. The department has been proposed ; and it's just a matter of time. You may have heard rumors; well here it is; "The Department of Watermelon Rind and Chicken Bone Clean Up". The White House property alone should provide years of employment. There will be a disclaimer concerning the possibility of slipping on a rind and suffering chicken bone impalement when you hit the ground. A good time to be had by all. Best to get in on the ground floor.