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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Bonnie M.
Received On: 6/13/10 1:18 PM
Subject: The Candy With The Hole In It
The Candy With The Hole In It
The children began to
identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY
lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Doug B.
Received On: 4/22/10 1:03 PM
Subject; Web Link: Waterproof Dryer Lint Fire-Starter
WATERPROOF DRYER LINT FIRE-STARTER
How to make your very own waterproof dryer lint
fire-starter, for free. (well, almost free!)
http://www.instruct
Ignore the comments at the end, most of these sheeple would not survive a
weekend campout in their back yard.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Jim S.
Received On:
Subject: Taxpaying Americans Are Being Taken For A Ride
Taxpaying America is being taken for the ride of all rides. Something else to remember. Illegals enter the USA without ever having medicals. TB and VD in the country is now on the rise, These people work in agriculture; and also in the kitchens of restaurants and other areas of food service. Give you something to ( excuse the pun ) DIGEST next time you shovel down a taco. Please take the time to read this email and pass it along. Just more truth. Remember truth, that quality that is more often than not avoided by most politicians; even at the cost of losing a country.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE PASSED ALONG TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE OR WE WILL ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN BECAUSE A FEW DON'T CARE.
This English teacher has phrased it the best I've seen yet.
Tomatoes and Cheap Labor
CHEAP TOMATOES?
This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent.
From a California school teacher - - -
"As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:
I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels.
Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens , Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools.
Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and a roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten.
I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids.
I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing
funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America ...
I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students, here in the country less than 3 months, who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas"(whores) and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.
Free medical, free education, free food, free day care etc., etc, etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?
To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.
Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases. For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes.
Americans, We need to wake up.
It does, however, have everything to do with culture: It involves an American third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about "political correctness" that we don't have the will to do anything about it.
If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know.
CHEAP LABOR? Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?
Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.
Consumers don't want expensive produce.
Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs.
But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap labor."
Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or 6.00/hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free.
He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent.
He qualifies for food stamps.
He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care.
His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school.
He requires bilingual teachers and books.
He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.
If they are, or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. If qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicaid. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's expense.
He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance.
Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.
He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour in benefits.
Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6..00/hour left after paying their bills and his.
Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT!
THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE SHOULD BE ADDRESSING TO THE CONGRESSIONAL MEMBERS OF EITHER PARTY. AND WHEN THEY LIE TO US AND DON'T DO AS THEY SAY (or what we ask?), WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM .
Please pass this on to as many as possible. Immigration legislation is to be considered in 2010. This is important to working Americans, our economy and our American culture and heritage..
better express myself
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Received On: 7/29/10 10:58 PM
Subject; Web Link: THE COWBOY SOLUTION
Sean Linnane: THE COWBOY SOLUTION
http://seanlinnane.blogspot.com/2010/07/cowboy-solution.html
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Lisa S.
Received On: 1/14/03 11:00 AM
Subject: Revised Employee Handbook
REVISED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
DRESS:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all of your parts. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of the employment contract.
PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.
VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July. 4 & Dec. 25.
BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.
OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.
RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with A will go from 8 to 8:20; employees whose names begin with B will go from 8:20 to 8:40; and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervirsors must approve this exchange in writing.
LUNCH BREAK:
From now on, skinny people will get an hour for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy; normal size people will get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure; and fat people will get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast & take a diet pill.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Have a nice week.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Bonnie M.
Received On: 8/17/10 10:13 AM
Subject: Oklahoma is OK---NO, GREAT!!!
Oklahoma is OK---NO, GREAT!!!
Why Oklahoma
is Okay ...
An update
from Oklahoma : 
Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9, an amendment to place the Ten
Commandments
on the front entrance to the state capitol.
The Feds in D.C., along
with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake.
HB 1330
Guess what ...
Oklahoma did it anyway. 
Oklahoma recently passed
a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and
ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green
card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB
1804.
This was
against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said
it would be a mistake.
Guess
what ...
Oklahoma did it anyway.
Recently they passed a law to include DNA samples from any and
all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal
investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. SB
1102
Guess what ...
Oklahoma did it anyway.
Several weeks ago, they passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a
Sovereign
state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining
Texas,
Montana and Utah are the only states to do so. More states are likely
to follow: Louisiana,
Alabama , Georgia , the Carolina 's, Tennessee , Kentucky ,Missouri,
Arkansas, West Virginia , Mississippi , Florida . Save
your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once
again. HJR
1003
The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.
Oklahoma, a week
ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear
arms and transport them in their vehicles.
I'm sure that was a set back for the criminals (and Obamaites).
Liberals didn't like it -- But
...
Guess
what ... Oklahoma did it anyway.
Just this
month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL driver's license
exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language.
They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL
of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in
Oklahoma , you must read and write English.
Really simple.
By the way, Obama does not like any of this.
Guess what ... who
cares ... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.
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