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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Wayne B.
Received On: 1/6/08
Subject: Some Casa D'Ice Signs
Some Casa D'Ice Signs
Hum, wonder what it would cost him
to put a place across the street from the Congress? The man is definitely a man
of few words, but oh what words! Long live the Republic! www.casadice.com
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Jim S.
Received On: 9/6/10
Subject: Only He At 84 Could Get Away With This Bashing
Only He At 84 Could Get Away With This
Bashing
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Don Rickles
Hello,
dummies! Oh my Gosh, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has
a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the
arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention,
and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee
Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look
like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd
say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy
Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've been something
before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and
talks like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Charlie Rangel ... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only man
with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but
forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the
Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider that he
and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not
serving
time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system!
Let's all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right ... he's from
Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry --
man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd
were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here's a news
flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying
weasel," it may be time to retire. Dodd's involved in more shady
deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs,
I really respect you ... especially given your upbringing ~ All you've
overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom
factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you.
Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to
that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama,
what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't
agree. Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I
don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through
it.
Obama
lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name
really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was
able to set a record ... he actually lied more in 60 days than
Bill Clinton.
FOR
THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE".....
BEND OVER
AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!
President
Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years
to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc R.
Received On: 9/5/10
Subject: FREEDOM!
FREEDOM!
“I
would never invade the United States. There would be a gun behind every
blade of grass.”
—
Admiral
Isoroku Yamamoto
In
1960, Robert Menard was a Commander aboard the USS
Constellation when he was part of a meeting between United
States Navy personnel and their counterparts in the Japanese Defense
Forces. Fifteen years had passed since VJ day, most of those at the
meeting were WWII veterans, and men who had fought each other to the death
at sea were now comrades in battle who could confide in one another.
Someone at the table asked a Japanese admiral why, with the Pacific Fleet
devastated at Pearl Harbor and the mainland US forces in what Japan had to
know was a pathetic state of unreadiness, Japan had not simply invaded the
West Coast.
Menard would never forget the crafty look on the Japanese commander’s
face as he frankly answered the question.
“You are right,” he
told the Americans. “We did indeed know much about your preparedness. We
knew that probably every second home in your country contained firearms.
We knew that your country actually had state championships for private
citizens shooting military rifles. We were not fools to set foot in such
quicksand.” |
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Received On: 8/23/10
Subject: Your Uncle Sam In Action!
Your Uncle Sam In Action!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Jim S.
Received On: 9/8/10
Subject: Great Orators of The Democratic Party
Great Orators of The Democrat Party
"One man with courage makes a
majority." - Andrew Jackson
"The only thing we have to fear is fear
itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The buck stops here." - Harry S.
Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you;
ask what you can do for your country."
- John F. Kennedy
And, From Today's Genius Democrats...
"It depends what your definition of 'Sex'
is?'' - Bill Clinton
"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS
off." - Jesse Jackson
"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the
sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards
"I invented the Internet." - Al Gore
"The next Person that tells me I'm not
religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." - Joe Biden
"America is ... is no longer, uh, what it
... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh,
I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama
"I have campaigned in all 57 states." -
Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)
"You don't need God anymore, you have us
Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)
"Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen.
Harry Reid
"Bill is the greatest husband and father I
know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton
(Quoted 1998)
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron":
"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to
see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)
HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF
OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?
''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're
stupid.'' - John Wayne
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Received On: 8/23/10
Subject; Video Link: Dueling Banjos From The Movie Deliverance
Dueling Banjos From The Movie Deliverance
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=906_1282531077
Yes, yes I know! It's got nothing to do with survival!
But still, it's a damn fine piece of music! ~ Cary
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