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Eight Forwards From Mary

Below You Will Find 8 Email Forwards From A
Lovely Lady By The Name Of Mary Ann Kindler

If you like what you see on this page, you can use the email link
above to ask Mary to be put on her mailing list. If you do 
this please tell Mary where you go her email address.

1. 10/03/11 - WHAT CHEFS DO WHEN THEY'RE BORED

http://www.slideshare.net/effat57/very-cute-show/download 

You'll have to join this site to commence this download, but it's well worth it!

2. 10/02/11 - October, 2011 Tuner Classic Movies Guide

Dear Sis, Marc, Lisa & Mary,

Howdy All! Please do me a favor. Open your "My Documents" directory, then open your "My Webs" folder. Then create yourself a folder inside this directory and label it "TCM Guides". You then might want to generate a shortcut to this folder and drag it to your desktop.

Next click on the link below. It will take you to the October Tuner Classic Movies guide. Check the Time Zone setting at the upper right of this page. Make sure that the "PST" setting is underlined by clicking on it. Then go to File/Save Page As and navigate your way back to TCM Guide folder that you've just made. Before you save it, make sure it's labeled something along the lines of "Oct 2011".

Since this is the month of Halloween, TCM has hired Stephen King to introduce much of this month's horror flicks. In fact tomorrow (Monday) night at 5:00 PM your time TCM is airing a one hour documentary with Stephen King sharing his thoughts on the history of the horror movie genre. Then on Wednesday night at the same time, the horror movie director John Carpenter will be introducing 4 of his all time favorite movies. The first 3 being horror flicks and the last one a classic John Wayne western.

I hope all of this is of some use to all you fine folk!

http://www.tcm.com/schedule/october2011.html 

With Love To 1 & All,
Cary

P.S. Mary just as I finished writing this I remembered that you don't happen to roost in the Pacific Standard Time zone. So if you happen to have access to the TCM channel, make sure you pick your correct time zone.

P.P.S. Here's a little trick I use to save me quite a bit of future "scrolling time". If you happen to have any type of an HTML editor ( I use MS' FrontPage 2K), do the following every 6 or 8 days. Open the above page in said editor and highlight all of the movies up to the current listing, and then delete them and save your changes. In this way you wont have to scroll through the better part of a 100 movie listings to find your current movies in the later half of the month.



3. 10/02/11 - WARNING: PASS IT ON!

 

4. 10/02/11 - MALADY

 

Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year.

5. 10/01/11 - WHAT THE HECK! 

11 Year Old Benched For Scoring Too Many Touchdowns! 

In the continuing attempt to make this country as soft as possible, there’s now the “Madre Hill” rule. A rule that prohibits young players from scoring too many touchdowns.

Meet 11-year-old running back, Demias Jimerson, who plays in Arkansas’ Wilson Intermediate League. Jimerson is so good that the league implemented a little known rule named after Arkansas Razorbacks great, Madre Hill. If a player has already scored three touchdowns and his team has a 14-point lead, then he’s banned from the endzone.

I’m somewhat confused here. If Jimerson gets close to the goal line, is he supposed to fall down and do snow angels or is there some kind of invisible fence that shocks him and prevents him from scoring?

Inquiring minds want to know.

However, all is not bad in the world of Jimerson. In seven years, Bret Bielema will ask him to come into the fourth quarter against Austin Peay up 63-3. And after his touchdown, Bielema will tell him to go for two…you know, because the card told him to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9a_-UKYdNs&feature=player_embedded 

6. 09/30/11 - Just for Laughs - Military Exercise

Just for Laughs - Military Exercise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxD9OUrtD2s

7. 09/29/11 - A Police Stop At 2:00 AM

A Police Stop At 2:00 AM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

8. 09/27/11 - The Difference Between Democrats & Republicans

The Difference Between Democrats & Republicans

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,

"If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed with pride.

"Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her.

"But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.

You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.

"She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Wouldn't it make more sense for the homeless guy to come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50 directly?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

 

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