Eight Forwards From Mary Below
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page, you can use the email link 1. 10/03/11 - WHAT CHEFS DO WHEN THEY'RE BORED http://www.slideshare.net/effat57/very-cute-show/download You'll have to join this site to commence this download, but it's well worth it!
2. 10/02/11 - October, 2011 Tuner Classic Movies Guide Dear Sis, Marc, Lisa & Mary, P.P.S. Here's a little trick I use to save me quite a bit of future "scrolling time". If you happen to have any type of an HTML editor ( I use MS' FrontPage 2K), do the following every 6 or 8 days. Open the above page in said editor and highlight all of the movies up to the current listing, and then delete them and save your changes. In this way you wont have to scroll through the better part of a 100 movie listings to find your current movies in the later half of the month.
4. 10/02/11 - MALADY
Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year. 5. 10/01/11 - WHAT THE HECK! 11 Year Old Benched For Scoring Too Many Touchdowns! In the continuing attempt to make this country as soft as possible, there’s now the “Madre Hill” rule. A rule that prohibits young players from scoring too many touchdowns. Meet 11-year-old running back, Demias Jimerson, who plays in Arkansas’ Wilson Intermediate League. Jimerson is so good that the league implemented a little known rule named after Arkansas Razorbacks great, Madre Hill. If a player has already scored three touchdowns and his team has a 14-point lead, then he’s banned from the endzone. I’m somewhat confused here. If Jimerson gets close to the goal line, is he supposed to fall down and do snow angels or is there some kind of invisible fence that shocks him and prevents him from scoring? Inquiring minds want to know. However, all is not bad in the world of Jimerson. In seven years, Bret Bielema will ask him to come into the fourth quarter against Austin Peay up 63-3. And after his touchdown, Bielema will tell him to go for two…you know, because the card told him to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9a_-UKYdNs&feature=player_embedded 6. 09/30/11 - Just for Laughs - Military Exercise Just for Laughs - Military Exercise http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxD9OUrtD2s 7. 09/29/11 - A Police Stop At 2:00 AM A Police Stop At 2:00 AM
8. 09/27/11 - The Difference Between Democrats & Republicans The Difference Between Democrats & Republicans I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride. "Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. "She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Wouldn't it make more sense for the homeless guy to come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50 directly?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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