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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Doug B..
Subject; Video Link: Never NEVER Talk To A Policeman
Never NEVER Talk To A Policeman
This is something we all need to learn, understand and
internalize:
http://www.lewrockw ell.com/blog/ lewrw/archives/ 35286.html
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Subject: Obama Care JPEG Image
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Lisa S.
Subject: The Death Of A Legend
SAD NEWS...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The
grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who
never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but
his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little
flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and
take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be
having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
Recipient: A Whole Passel of Friends & Family
Sender: Cary J.
Subject; Video Link: Don't Blame It On Our Coca-Cola Bottles
"Don't Blame It On Our Coca-Cola
Bottles"
2 minutes & 43 seconds from one of my favorite James
Garner movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyMRz1hbb4M&feature=related
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