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Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: A Whole Passel of Fine Folk
Subject: A Baker's Dozen
The thirteen web video links below
were all written to open into their own
"window".
To return to this list, simply close the window/tab that
played your last video file.
A note on the first link below; The "Joe
Anerican" link below is the slowest
link on this page. I have a fairly fast Internet
connection, but even with DSL this
page takes almost half a minute to load. I have no
idea why, but have a little
patience with the poky thing. The video it leads you
to is well worth the wait.
"Joe American" Challenges the Presidential Candidates
The Fountainhead - Roark's Courtroom Summation
A New Look At Very Efficient Energy Source
'Daily Show' Ridicules Anti-military Protestors
LiveLeak.com - Captain Kirk For President!
Coming To America; Very Interesting
LiveLeak.com - How Not To Get Your A** Beat
Penn & Teller On The 2nd Amendment
This video is for any nitwit who believes that Christianity & Islam can peaceably coexist.
The National Press Club - 07/20/07; 5 minutes and 23 seconds with Newt Gingrich Love him or hate him, everyone should hear what Newt had to say at The National Press Club last year.
I have got to get a dog and a few of these toys. Where Do I place my order!
3 minutes and 16 seconds from my favorite Robert Redford film: Jeremiah Johnson.
Theo Spark: The Second American Revolution.......
Clicking on the "A Baker's
Dozen" link found near the top of this page
will start a
970 byte download of a zipped notepad file
containing the titles and full URLs
for all of the web video links above.
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Lisa S.
Subject: BEAR WARNING!
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Marc S.
Subject: General Black Jack Pershing
Recipient: Cary Jeffries
Sender: Wayne B.
Subject: Foxworthy meets the Taliban
You Might Be Taliban or al-Qaeda if...
...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes.
...You have more wives than teeth.
...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.
...You've ever had your camel repossessed.
...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.
...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
...You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.
...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
...You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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