As
I've Matured...
I've
learned that you
cannot make someone
love you. All you
can do is stalk them
and hope they panic
and give in...
I've
learned that one
good turn gets most
of the blankets.
I've
learned that no
matter how much I
care,
some people are just
jackasses.
I've
learned that it
takes years to build
up trust, and it
only takes suspicion,
not proof, to
destroy it.
I've
learned that
whatever hits the
fan will not be
evenly distributed.
I've
learned that you
shouldn't compare
yourself to others -
they are more
screwed up than you think.
I've
learned that
depression
is
merely anger without
enthusiasm.
I've
learned that it is
not what you wear;
it is how you take
it off.
I've
learned that you can
keep vomiting long
after you think
you're finished.
I've
learned to not sweat
the petty things,
and
not
pet the sweaty
things.
I've
learned that ex's
are like fungus, and
keep coming back.
I've
learned age is a
very high price to
pay for maturity.
I've
learned that I don't
suffer from
insanity, I enjoy
it.
I've
learned that we are
responsible for what
we do,
unless we are
celebrities.
I've
learned that
artificial
intelligence
is no match for
natural stupidity.
I've
learned that 99% of
the time when
something
isn't working in
your house, one of
your kids did it.
I've
learned that there
is a fine
line
between genius and
insanity.
I've
learned that the
people you care most
about in life are
taken from you too
soon and all the
less important ones
just never go away.
And the real pains
in the ass are
permanent.
Pass
this along to 5
friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate
it.
Who knows, maybe
something good will
happen. If
not...tough!
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